THE END TIMES ARE NEAR

People don't realize that we are about to experience the next apocalypse. The Epochalypse (also known as y2038, y2k38, y2k38 superbug) is an event that will take place on January 19th 2038 at 03:14:07 UTC. It will mark the collapse of all modern infastructure as we know it

WHAT IS THE EPOCHALYPSE

Because some dumb idiots based all of the time in the world on a 32-bit integer that represents the time since 1970, we're going to hit the limit soon. 2038 is when the time value for most browsers, applications, or anything that uses time really will break completely and run into errors.

WHAT IS GOING TO BE AFFECTED

A lot of stuff. File systems rely on 32-bit integer time representations for inodes, so say bye bye to your homework folders. That also includes any 32-bit binary files (bye bye to minecraft), databases (no more funny google) and query languages like sql (no more funny).

WHAT CAN WE DO

It's really not a big problem since we can just switch to using a 64-bit based time variable, which will give us about 292 billion years, so we should be good for about 21 times the age of the universe. A lot of sites have already switched over since practically noone uses 32-bit systems anymore. It was the same garbage with y2k but it really wasn't that big of a deal, just people freaking out about it. Humanity is pretty good at dealing with our problems when faced with rapid and iminent danger (part of the reason why climate change hasn't been dealt with because the danger is not immediate). So really moral of the story is that you shouldn't worry about it because its not going to affect you likely and programmers will deal with i-

WHY YOU SHOULD PANIC

This is the end times, the second coming of jesus christ, the apocalypse the mormons have been preparing for or something. Panic, be afraid, don't try to fix the problem because you won't be able to. Stock your bunkers and prepare your soup cans. Once 2038 rolls around, you can say goodbye to your funny youtube shorts and fnaf 3 letsplays. It's all going to die and crash.